Translation from Dutch to English: AR SH shoaei66
The Allentown brothers.
Juan?
Luis?
Pablo?
No, do not do that.
We are surrounded by money and drugs. We can make you rich.
What are you doing?
Stop.
We have enough money.
No...
It's my kitten. Do him no pain.
No, it's my little Iglesias.
It is a kitten. Everyone loves kittens.
It's not so bad.
Do not. I will disappear.
Police. - Drop your weapon.
Show me your hands.
To the ground.
Call Rell.
Hello, cousin. You're still alive.
How are you? - Nothing makes sense anymore.
Are you okay?
Macy broke up. - Yes finally.
Sorry. What happened?
I do not know. She said that my life came to a standstill.
What does it mean?
I'll stop by. - No, I do not want you to see me like this.
I look like Apollo Creed.
Which Rocky? - Where he dies.
My God. Wait a second, I'll be right there, okay?
Can I help you?
Please. Drink it.
It's just milk. Watch.
Over there.
You drank because I drank.
You're so hungry.
You need a bath.
Stay there.
We have to stand up.
Rell, it's all good. I know you do not want to hear it.
But everything happens for a reason. - You're right, Clarence.
Meet Keanu.
What?
It's the cutest cat I've ever seen.
Hey. Sorry Keanu? - Yes.
It means "cool breeze". in Hawaiian.
TWO WEEKS LATER - Sorry, I can not go this weekend.
There is so much to do in the house. - I understand, darling.
Do me a favor, and relax on weekends.
What do you mean? - Sometimes you get stressed about.
Stressed Out? - You're not listening to what I say.
You want to be the person that you think everyone wants.
But just be yourself. - If that's what you want.
No, I want, so I'm going to do. - Take a deep breath. Ready?
How is it going here? - Hello, Spencer.
Hannah, a picture as always. - Thank you.
Clarence, give me a hand.
Where is Belle? - I'll get her, Belle.
Best friends. - Our daughters can not get enough of each other.
Educating girls is the best.
When you get home, we can see the new movie with Shailene Woodley.
You are embarrassing me. - She needs you.
Well... - Here we go, kids.
Seat belts on, girls.
We really have to go now.
Where is Micah?
My beautiful bride apologizes for her absence.
She can not come due to food poisoning.
She was up all night, They threw everything out.
And more... I will spare you the details.
It is actually diarrhea.
Not Micah then? - Not this weekend.
No problem. It is a pity.
It is fine. - Be careful.
Lots of fun. - Are we gonna do.
Goodbye, darling. - Drive carefully.
Lots of fun.
Here comes kitten.
No, not that way. Stay here.
She liked your manuscript, so you have to stand there.
Rell? - Locate the hole.
You work again. What is it?
It's December. - December?
Yes, for the calendar. I did not tell you about the calendar?
It is awesome. - Thank you.
You can earn a lot of money with this. - I know.
But it's not for sale. It's for me and family.
I do not take advantage of his cuteness.
You've been very productive. - Is not it?
The film starts soon. Are you ready for it?
Come here. Good work today.
I put Keanu in his love nest. - Did he do?
Yes, they all have.
Good. Quick meeting.
I'm nothing without you, and over your nest when I'm gone.
See you soon.
Take you say goodbye? - You're coming anyway.
Yes of course.
Day, Keanu.
Good.
We'll talk about it later. Day.
Take that bitch.
Get her.
I look forward to the movie. - Is that a picture of you and Macy?
That was amazing. - Best film of the year.
Liam Neison's best film.
I'm so excited. - Quiet now.
What a way in order to start the weekend.
Now I have my things in the world...
tomorrow I can mow the grass and pay the bills.
You do not think, that Liam Neesons movie...
Counts for 'my stuff'. - What?
Hannah would never come. - It's just the beginning.
We're going to my house, to dope.
Rell, Hannah will... - They'll be mad.
You do not know her. - But she's a woman.
And women love bad boys. - You gonna give advice?
Are you poor? - I'm not a drive-by type.
No, because that requires license which you as an adult do not have.
So there is no drive-by with weapons. - I'm from New York.
NYC where the bullies who gave me a thrashing...
were slightly higher than for you. - I'm from Detroit.
Impossible. I guarantee you that mine twice as big as yours.
Guaranteed. - Impossible.
Fine. - Guaranteed.
You must have the last word. Fine, I care.
Impossible. - Why do you think about me?
I have it all under control. I am ready.
George Michael is the bomb.
You waved it.
The song is good, but we should hear this.
Everthing allright? What are you doing?
Nice drive police.
You can not say that if you just simply waved at them.
He did nothing, right?
What does it mean? - It rains?
It is L. A. It will stop soon enough.
Are you afraid of a little rain?
Why is the door open?
Keanu.
Keanu?
- Rell.
Sorry.
No... - Sorry.
No.
The police will handle it further. The are professionals. And take this very seriously.
'Crimson Tide', nice though.
They are good. Have you made this?
They're just pictures. Keep them but.
Can you find the culprit? - Forget it.
Most thieves are not caught.
There may be a possibility.
I wish I could do more.
Sorry, but I need the blanket Bring again.
Pity. - And he was stolen?
Pets are not usually the goal.
They usually go after drugs, or something which can be sold for drugs.
We keep an eye on the cat. - Thank you.
Take care of each other.
That's promising. Maybe Keanu comes back or...
Rell? Where are you going?
To Hulka. - Who is that?
My drug dealer. - What?
You live next to your drug dealer?
What's up, buddy?
Hello, Hulka. This is my cousin, Clarence.
What then?
Inside or outside. Close the door.
And do not touch anything. I'm building a motorcycle.
I'm here because... - Listen.
This is the best weed named: Spoonie Gee.
Fine, but that's not why I have come.
There is burgled me. - Shit, really?
That is indeed sucks. What took them?
They took Keanu. - The kitten?
That's fucking sucks man. - Thank you.
I have something that can help... - I do not weed.
I only have a few questions.
Do you have some shady characters had to visit?
Yeah, I mean...
I run a professional business here.
I've never had a dissatisfied had customer.
I do not quite...
It could be anyone, to whom you sell weed.
Perhaps the person who thought it was which they broke with you?
I'll be honest.
I'm so stoned right now I do not know if you really are?
Where am I? Where does all the eels come from?
Hulka, who would want to break into your?
The Blips. - The Blips?
They are the guests of the Bloods and Crips are thrown.
Hence the name Blibs.
I began by selling hard drugs...
And thereby, 'Area' gets a meaning.
And yes, the 17th Street Blips well said...
They would break in and "Would burn the whole thing. "
But it proves nothing. - Where are they?
17th Street? - Be specific.
I know you lost your cat...
but you are also stupid, if you think I'm a traitor.
I'm not a bitch who is afraid by a bunch of nerds.
Nerds? - Exactly, you're a fucking nerd.
What are you doing? - What do you think?
Are you crazy?
Not my "De La '. - Yes, exactly.
Hulka, is everything okay? - Mom, not now.
No... asshole.
What is this? - Not Grandmaster.
Say it. - A strip club. Vixens Hot Party.
But the head called Cheddar...
is a grim bastard. You do not bullshit him.
You are your lost cat.
Let's see tomorrow. It is not over yet.
Here it is. Hot Party Vixens.
HPV. That's a pity.
We go to the bar, and explain the situation.
No, you want to explain everything again...
Hulka said Cheddar's crazy.
So? What's so scary to Cheddar?
It is the name of a psychopath, otherwise you call yourself not.
I think that is not true. - Absolutely.
Someone who 'Rabbit Head' hot you will stabbing in the eye.
Cheddar's probably a reasonable guy. We simply buy back Keanu.
Not like that.
What this? - Collar up.
These young people do nowadays. - Not really, but okay.
Are you ready for it? - Yes.
God gave you a face why would you change it?
I want to understand it. - No, Clarence.
It was a bad idea. - Is your cat here? We have to find it.
Hello Sweetie. - Hello... oh god.
I am flattered. Thanks.
But I'm married. - No thank you.
That's my wedding ring. - No, we're here.
A beer please. - And a glass of white wine.
The young lady took my wedding ring. - Clarence.
You can not talk here. - How?
You sound like Richard Pryor, which parodies a white man.
I do not sound like Richard Pryor, which parodies a white man.
"I do not sound like Richard Pryor, which parodies a white man. "
You always sounds like John Ritter.
There is a difference, nigga.
You jump directly to the N-word.
That's how real people talk. - I do not think so.
No not at all.
People understand the history behind the word, you can not just say.
This is life. Listen. Sus not me.
Are you niggas in the right place? - Count on it.
If you are at right place, nigga?
Who are they?
Who are we? Who we are not.
Do you want to die today?
No, we will not die today. - Listen here.
Take me to Cheddar, then we can talk about how...
And when, and why. Did I say "why"?
Why, asshole. - Listen. You are Bliptown.
And you do not make the rules, does cheddar.
And you just met Cheddar, Before you met me.
Do you understand me? So who are you?
Nigga...
Tell them.
I'm Tectonic. - Fat.
What about you? - I'm Shark Tank.
Listen, Tectonic and Shark Tank.
Cheddar is a businessman He does not spontaneously visit.
We are serious.
Visiteer them, friend. - Go ahead, buddy.
They do not walk with guns.
Come on.
What then, asshole?
Wait here. Cheddar?
You win the next time, boss.
Hi-C. What is this?
I'm Tectonic. - What then, Cheddar? Finally.
He's Shark... - The boss in person.
Shark Tank. - We have been looking forward to this.
The real work. My friend.
I have many enemies, who want to shoot me happy.
We have no quarrel with you. - No? And now?
Nice weapon.
Keep safety.
I'm just kidding. What is going on here?
Brought you these girls for fun?
US? No. - Girls?
That is a long time ago, we heard it, Tec.
Really? - Damn.
We have 25 guests slain this month.
If you're so wild, why I've never seen before?
It is probably because...
we wanted to be seen.
Wait.
You are the Allentown brothers, right?
No. - Yes, Tectonic.
We are the Allentown brothers, what's wrong with you?
You would think that the man leading to memory loss.
Damn. Why did not you say earlier?
We wanted to remain incognito. - Always.
Damn.
Sit down, then we can talk.
I heard what happened in 'Kings Diaz'? ?church.
That was not a joke. - As we proceed.
We do it as usual...
do not worry That is Montana.
While I adore snakes...
We have to go to the bathroom.
Yes, we should do.
Look who's awake.
Cute cat.
This is New Jack.
Before you leave... - Where did you get him?
It seems to me...
no ordinary nigga...
will ever allow such a cat roam. - What the hell?
How much do you want for him? - Is he serious?
Yes, we are looking a gangsta pet.
He's not for sale.
Everything has a price. - In a pet store.
This is not a pet. - Pity. Thank you for your time.
I said that everything has a price.
Damn, you're hard to negotiate.
I'll be back.
I'll show you something.
Come on.
I do not know if you know, what today we sell.
Holy Shit.
You can say that.
No, as it is called.
Only you do not know it yet because it is brand new.
We're the only ones who have it in L. A.
What you see here is a mixture of PCP...
MDA and DMT.
A pinch of this and Holy shit.
It's just...
smoking with God.
Maybe you can accompany these fools on one of our trips.
Show them how you do in Allentown.
Actually...
A trip? - If you do that.
I give you as a New jack a gesture of respect.
Unfortunately... - It's a deal.
Deal. Did you hear that?
They go on the road. So I would just listen.
But at this moment, Cheddar...
I've been thinking about what we have in the pipeline.
Our agenda is full. - At the same time, Chedder...
I can discuss it here with my colleague?
Let's leave.
I do not sell drugs. - It was your idea.
Het was jij die zei, we were the Allentown Brothers.
I'm not breaking the law. - It's easy.
We are just there, in people with drugs.
We tell you about New Jack City. And we take Keanu.
I'm not going to my family to put the game on drugs.
Or maybe you'd like one of the bad guys are.
Forget it. - You're good at.
And it is team building. - I do not work with criminals.
I do it for business. - Ever heard of corporate Crime?
Is everything alright? - Yes.
Let's go. - Are you ready Shark Tank?
I'm fucking done, Tectonic.
What then? What you find is yours to keep.
Do not come any closer. No, the door does not close.
I was just going to go away.
Good. One collection.
Before we get started with the job...
we need to know each other better We do a round.
Everyone says their name, and two things about yourself.
For example: I am Shark Tank.
I had problems at school. And holding my arm like this.
That's me.
I'm Tectonic.
I shot two boys with a ball.
And I could go to an early premiere. the Blair Witch Project.
Really? I had no idea.
Before we knew if it was true. - They thought it was real.
Your turn, nigga. - I'm Bud.
I came across a gang rightly when I was stabbed by my mother.
Two things, mate. - And my grandmother.
Those family gatherings can get out of hand. Thanks for sharing.
I'm Trunk. I have a good left.
I got my name when I inadvertently locked my keys in the trunk.
It happens to all of us. - With a corpse.
Trunk is a better name than 'corpse'.
We go on. And you?
Stitches.
And two things about yourself.
No, nigga.
You know what, Shark Tank?
Stitches might share something in his own way.
Let's continue.
I'm Hi-C.
Firstly, I do not like people I do not know.
Secondly, I would like to know what happened to Diaz 'church.
Well, now that we know things over each other. Let's begin.
Was it really, as they say?
What do they say? - Massacre.
100 executions.
At least 100. - 101.
And you ran up the wall, while kept shooting.
Sure. - Shows.
Shows? - Now?
We want to see it all.
Listen here...
It is not how you think.
Cheddar has told...
Did you see it?
He did it.
We have a black Jesus. - My God.
Next time, we say we did something...
trust us whatsoever.
I want to see you do it. - What?
It's your turn, nigga.
He jumps just today. - Only me.
We each have our day. - It is the day...
I will jump.
I jump tomorrow.
Let's jump ahead. - Exactly.
There is no room for everyone in the car.
No. What do you want?
Take whatever you want.
Do you want weed? Let me get you something.
Damn. No. I did not do anything.
I'm the cat, right? That you going to do with me.
I'm afraid.
The cat...
You're looking for Keanu. It's in Hot Vixens Party.
Do not kill me. I know all about Hip Hop.
I do not want to be rude, but...
Why do you have such a car?
If you want to get caught, take a revealing car.
But you'll never be taken off the road...
if you take a family car.
Always choose the least...
striking car.
Where are we going? - Just at the Hollywood Hills.
Here we go.
Here we are.
Are you coming?
No... you can do this.
Cheddar said you'd show me.
Just go. I show the other how to watch the best.
Thanks, Shark Tank. - You're welcome.
Let's get it quickly.
Do not worry, honey.
We have enough time.
Watch and learn.
You have come. Finally.
What then?
Has anyone ordered drugs?
I told them about it, a job in Paris.
A man showed me what smoking and it was crazy at all.
It's beautiful, each trip is different.
Can I see it?
What a small backpack.
My God.
Sit down. Have a drink.
We want to see the money.
You know, Donny...
Some people do not respect the game.
Which game? - Life.
Life is a game.
The question is, who are the players and who are the pieces?
Let we smoke together. - No.
I have been clear. We are not interested.
Let's hear some music.
What have we here? - Actually...
Shark Tank...
What is this?
Damn, nigga.
This is really my thing. - Really?
It sounds damn white. - White?
It is George Michael. One of today's biggest stars.
He is the real O. J. - So he's black?
He is slightly tinted.
Associating with one Richley...
But George wanted to try solo, and when things went wrong.
Richley has since not been seen.
Does he have slain him? - No...
has seen him since.
Damn. - I would hang out with him.
I would hang out with him.
Hear the next song.
In a samurai while...
if you refused to sit down with people...
was regarded as an insult.
I'm kidding.
You should have seen your face.
That was fun.
The man asked for money.
Rachel, get the bag.
I'm not your slave. - Get the fucking bag.
I thought you were crazy in 'The House Bunny'.
Thank you. - Do you know her?
Anna Faris. Actress. - She plays in movies?
Lost in Translation?
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel.
Scary Movie? - You played in that movie?
Scary Movie 1, 2, 3 and 4. 5. I was not too old.
But no more about Hollywood. I'm tired of all the nonsense.
I just want the truth.
Or dare.
Truth or dare?
The lyrics are good.
Yes. You hear the part 't fatherhood, right?
He had no role model in his life.
I never knew my father. - Really?
George Michael is crazy. - Yes, what I said.
Truth.
What is the most worst what have you ever done?
You do not have to... - The husband of my sister cheated.
So I cut his dick off.
How cool.
Here you should get paid for it. - Thank you.
Now it's your turn. Same question.
The most worst...
I even cut two dicks.
Yes, exactly.
They saw it coming. I sneaked in on them.
One of them was tall and thin, like a pencil.
The other was short and fat.
Obese.
I came very close, and then I cut.
I also took them.
So I'm a cock-taker.
300 for the cock-taker.
So in Allentown. - What?
Tell about it. - Quiet, nigga.
It was a madhouse It rained with bullets.
Every day again. It was about survival.
But I and Tectonic...
have a special communication. It is our strength.
You understand?
Absolutely.
You know what?
I never told you, how I got it here.
A boy put me down, because I took his lollipop.
How terrible.
How old were you? - 23 years.
Thanks for sharing.
I also have some.
I was shot during a robbery at a liquor store.
And then he shot?
No, I've actually made the news, and then have my grandma shot me.
I can only advise what less time to spend with 's family.
What do you have? - Let me...
Come on, show us something. Do not be so modest.
Street Fight. The blind intestine.
Blinddarm? - She took it out of my body.
Do not let me start over my wisdom...
Truth or dare. - Dare.
Why?
I dare you...
to shoot your friend.
You got to be kidding.
You know they're joking, right? - No, I do not.
It is 10,000.
What?
Let us see how it looks, When the brains of a man detonated.
It's not my friend. - Damn, Hi-C.
The white girl playing us against each other.
This is pure black violence. late Anna Faris not destroy us.
Do it now. Shows how death looks like.
Come on. Do it.
Do it.
What's wrong with you? Grab it.
What? - The money, asshole.
You broke my nose.
Look...
Stupid bitch.
Crazy bitch.
Where are you going?
Come on.
Out of the way.
Away.
Driving.
Are you okay?
Come on driving.
I said drive assholes. - I am going already.
What do you sing? - George Michael.
That's too white for this car.
Damn.
You get one anyway. - There it is.
Yes? - Can we talk?
Nice man. See you later.
I'll be right back.
I enjoy driving me crazy. They are not bad people.
Clarence, they are bad people.
They are drug dealers, but... - In the house earlier...
Shark Tank, come here. - Shut up, nigga.
Asshole.
A few drinks yet, and then we go looking for Cheddar.
I never come out and do something what Hannah had asked me.
I drink to my wedding. Thanks. I appreciate it.
Come on Shark. - Quiet, nigga.
Are you?
You have me.
Is everything alright? - I am fine.
Is everything alright? - Yes.
That was crazy.
Have you never seen someone die?
I? Of course.
I've seen people die. By me.
I'm just trying to say that we Allentown...
the professional approaches.
Do you ever having to leave the gang? - No.
That's too bad.
It must be hard for a woman, to hang out here.
Not that you 't is a woman can do the same as men.
Do you think if I step out of the gang that they will otherwise think about women?
I am different.
No?
Somewhere...
is a non-thug...
who will be very happy with you.
I mean...
You look like...
Nala from the Lion King.
Funny you should say that. It's my favorite cartoon.
And my zodiac sign is Leo. You're definitely clairvoyant.
You want to have nothing to do with me. I am different.
You're gay. - No.
Why do you think? - I'll take you just the piss.
How do you know that? - I see you're fond of girls.
Good.
I'm thankful for before. - Oh yeah?
For what? - For your help to kill them.
No...
I helped you out. You did yourself.
We did it together. - No, it was before you...
who killed them.
I could not have done it, without you.
We can agree or disagree.
We killed them together.
Legally, I helped you out.
Are you okay?
You came somewhat close. - It's my bad knee.
Let's further handling. - I will go first.
Come on, let's go party.
They go crazy here.
Allentown.
Excuse me?
We agreed a drink.
We put things zn head - No.
It's time to turn down.
I can see what's going on.
You're upset because they Shark Tank are better than you.
I have a great personality.
What? - What?
First, I do not give a hoot...
if they find better Shark Tank then Tectonic. They are murderers.
And secondly, it is not true.
Are you high? - Absolutely.
Stitches, now you see how we smoke in Allentown.
Yummy. - My size knows all.
Shark Tank. It's your turn, nigga.
I'm more of the pipe, you know.
Did you say pipe? - Thank you.
Here we go.
Equally good warm up. It is delicious.
I almost forgot.
I have done this earlier.
Damn - The coolest tattoo ever.
I think so too. Want some?
No, Holy Shit is not my thing.
Holy shit... .
You feel good, right?
Maybe it's better when we go lie down.
You float all men.
Am I in heaven?
You're George Michael
And then my favorite song.
That is a wild movement. Amazing.
No I can not.
It's so good.
George, I have confidence...
Hey?
Hi, Clarence. I, Keanu.
Wait...
Are you Keanu Reeves?
Yes, I am your spiritual advisor.
People can not understand you...
If you do not understand yourself.
What does it mean? - You have to wake up.
What you do from there is a choice, I leave that to you.
Precisely, the Matrix.
You remember just...
I understand.
Hannah?
- Hello Darling.
I miss you so much. How are you? - Not good
Where are you?
I'm just with Rell.
I am myself. - Are you in a club?
Yes, it is actually a strip club. I've never tried it.
I really have a lot of fun.
You'll have fun in a strip club? - No, not like that.
It is not to the women. I'm here for a reason.
That sounded wrong. Sorry.
It's complicated. I explain it tomorrow.
But it's good. - Whatever.
But this is what you wanted, right?
You told me to have fun. - Yes, but not in a strip club.
What did you expect? Did you think I kept it secret?
Why are you talking like that?
What? - You have never been spoken.
I sometimes talk just so. - Of course.
What is wrong? You still wanted.
I am fine. Everything is good. I did not want to ruin your weekend.
You simply know that Spencer was inappropriate...
So I come back home tomorrow morning.
Inappropriate?
How? - I felt uncomfortable.
I can not talk about. I have to go.
And behave. - Do not hang up.
Tell me what's going on.
Hannah? - This party is crazy.
Is everything alright? - Yes. Just a sad woman.
I get it. Cheddar want to talk to you.
I give him the message.
Well...
According to Hi-C you are tough bastards.
You even taught them new tricks.
So how do we do it in Allentown.
I have a big exchange tomorrow.
I need you, to keep things in line.
Then, New Jack is yours.
We prefer to the original deal.
You understand? - Yes.
You raise the price. 10,000 plus New Jack.
No...
Cheddar, we just want the cat.
Shark Tank and I are tired.
Tired. - Yes, we are tired.
When the Allentown brothers are tired, we have to sleep...
Otherwise we become miserable.
20,000 in cash.
And nobody refuses 20.000.
It's a lot of money, even Allentown.
Let me tell you something about Allentown.
Allentown, where a person has made a deal...
then it is also a deal.
And nobody said anything, on one exchange.
So let's do the following.
You give us the damn cat, so that we can out here, Spencer.
... Cheddar.
Bring him over. Give him some milk.
Do you know...
Maybe you should take the time to consider my offer.
We do not need time. - That sounds good.
We hold both a break. You are here and we are there.
What are you doing? - He'll betray us, Tec.
I'm not Tec, but Rell. - I continue in the role.
Are you suddenly Daniel Day-Lewis?
I spoke with Hannah. Spencer did nothing.
What? - She did not tell you.
So it can not be bad.
You almost killed us.
Keanu needs you I need you.
Good?
I am fine. - Let's get Keanu.
Keanu?
I said I'd take care of you. And I failed.
But now I'm here.
Just this way. I'm here. I love you.
Just go.
Now I understand that I must stand up for myself and for Hannah Bell...
Otherwise, I'm not for them.
Just talk, but I think that we have overcome.
You're right, but what a miracle we could just walk out.
What is happening?
Hello, mate.
Damn.
You do not know with whom you are dealing, for you are very disrespectful.
If you so much as a hair to touch my cat...
I'll kill you.
Forget it.
Yes. The arms go down.
Thanks.
They love Keanu. - Which is good.
We are also fond of Keanu. Everyone here loves him.
We can agree on.
We're friends. - What do you want from us?
Oh god, that little dicks?
Let it please fingers.
If you let us go, I can probably arrange ticket...
a Senate committee formulation if it is not closed session.
It worked.
I have a friend who knows John Kerry. The former presidential candidate.
I think it works... .
they will murder us.
Oh god. save me
Keanu.
No, what is it?
Why?
Can not we talk about it?
Take that bitch.
Grab it, bitch.
No, not the blade. I mean to say...
I do not know what I'm saying. - We need more time.
Give us more time.
Think about what you will do. Why are you doing this?
Now I've got you.
Yeah, like that.
Step back.
Now we have you. - We got you, motherfucker.
Stand still. We take our cat and leave.
Keanu?
- Step back.
What are you doing? Stop.
Stay there.
Step back. - Do not come any closer.
I count to three, then we shoot.
I will not murder anyone. - We have to do it.
I said count to three. - Sorry.
I heard it too. Now we have killed people.
We? It was you. I have shot at anyone.
We killed them.
We must leave.
Keanu. - Come little pussy.
Oh god... little pussy.
Keanu.
I thought you were dead.
I could not say goodbye.
And my cat New Jack, I would never give it to you... .
which was also gone, and now I see that I'm just're set.
Hi-C, take my cat.
Let me out.
Who is it? - Just a nigga in the trunk.
So we do that. We always throw them in the trunk.
It's his last day... - Do not kill me.
Rell?
Remember your keys. - Listen. This nigga here...
has stolen your cat We got it back.
It's a lie. - Cheddar, it is Hulka.
From his apartment, have Trunk and Buzz stolen cat
He wants it back. - It was not my apartment.
Exactly. Your lady know how it is.
Keys.
Cheddar, remember me? We met at the club.
Kill him. - Put an end to his life?
So he die? - His soul disappear?
Unfortunately that is not, we do not have a gun.
Thank you. - We appreciate it.
You are careful, That is why I respect you.
What a revival.
You know, Tectonic?
It's your honor.
You fucking bastard. - It was nothing.
Do it. - No do not do that.
I do not wanna die, I just want to build motorcycles...
And a stuntman in my spare time.
Come on.
Do it, dammit
I can not do it.
And you have more weapons than I...
That's why you get this.
You're not from Allentown. - I knew it.
Are we not all of Allentown? - George Michael is a nigga, right?
He's not black. I lied about it. Sorry.
He certainly had a role model.
I do not know the man. - Shut up.
Do not talk. - You've already said enough.
I'm not much of a talker.
Kill him. - Not to us.
Help me out of the trunk? Thanks.
We throw him in our trunk. - Damn.
But it is better then shot.
A snake... no.
No. This is really sick.
This is damn...
My name is Rell. - Clarence.
You come with us. Allentown or not.
Today you are my brothers Allentown.
If you do something stupid, then you're dead.
Understood.
The weapon is so close to me, is it necessary?
Welcome to my home.
Can I get you something? Beer? Wine? A drink? Women?
Computer games?
No? - Bacon Diaz.
I heard you had a big house, but this seems Neverland Ranch.
Thank you.
Who are they? - They are.
She? - Allentown Brothers.
The ghosts? - Yes, they have killed your cousin.
We will collect the money. - They're not.
They are like shadows, as the Bogeyman.
Absolutely. - I just wanted my cat...
It's his cat. - His name is Keanu.
Iglesias?
It is the cat of my cousin.
They had him? - Who?
Now go out there falling blows.
Yes, they had damn him. - No...
No, the cat was standing at his door.
I called it Keanu. - It's a coincidence.
They were so? - Yes.
No, we were not. - Do we have a deal?
Deal. - Do not do it.
Do not, because we are not. - Give me some time before I kill you.
Damn...
Why is everyone in such a hurry? - Take Iglesias.
Wait cat is mine.
Then we have a problem because Iglesias...
belongs to my family.
My aunt must have it, so she can remember my cousin.
It is not negotiable.
You break the agreement.
Not think too long.
Good.
Look at me.
Fire.
Stitches, do you need help? - No...
Look. They communicate.
I'm out - Here.
How fat. - Yes, is not it?
Hi-C?
Catch the cat.
Be quick.
Wait.
You will die. - Cover me.
Give me the cat. - Keanu.
Why? - He Keanu.
Where did he go?
Open the door. I Iglesias.
Where are you going? - Your house.
My house.
Rell. You can not drive!
Unbelievable.
Get out of my way. - You do not have to shoot the driver.
You have to go to jail.
I can not even drive.
I'm on my way, Rell.
Why I took this car?
Damn.
Sorry.
There he is. I do not let him get away
I drive through a red light.
No...
Oh god, Rell. What are you doing?
Are you okay, Keanu?
Red light again... sorry.
I can not hear what you say.
Stop the car.
That hurt.
Keanu come here.
Come here, little kitty.
Take it away.
Grab him, Keanu.
Damn...
Keanu.
Of course you still alive.
Do you have a weapon sit your ass? What?
Damn - Who taught you to drive?
I do not have a driver's license
He does.
That's my cousin.
I got him.
That was really cruel. - Thank you. But Keanu is gone.
Shit. - What's wrong with you?
You try to murder me by car from my son.
You've been there.
What the hell? We could have it all.
We had the city under control, but have ruined you.
I've lost my money and my cat.
But I have a solution.
Cheddar, you're under arrest.
What?
You're not a cop. - Yes, I am. Put your weapon down.
Put the gun down. Trunk, do it.
To the ground? - Yeah, asshole.
Stitches, drop.
Bud? - What do you do C?
Kill me?
And Bliptown family? - It is over.
Cheddar, you're under arrest. Hands up.
I'll shoot if I have to.
Do not turn around.
Fuck you, bitch.
Hands up. - I'm a cop.
To the ground. - Hands up.
Show them. On your knees.
On your knees now.
Keanu.
Get him Rell. - Is everything alright?
Are you hurt?
I love you.
We go.
Stay in the car. - What is happening?
Here are dead people.
Honey, you hit him in the face.
You hit him. Fuck me here.
Stay in the car. - Stay there.
What a mess. - I know.
You want to definitely be back? That I love him.
Rell? - Good job.
We need to talk about a number of things.
But first I want you to agents Gallaway and Dunn.
Damn. You live. - Sorry.
I've enjoyed it.
Strange.
And Anna Faris? - She lives. We often hire celebrities.
Like Shaq or Steven Segal. - Really?
I'll let you talk about the other thing.
Other? That sounds good.
Do you need me for a secret mission?
There is no mission, but we need to talk about your behavior.
I just wanted my cat. - I know, and you did.
Keanu is a sweetheart.
Damn, Hi-C. - Parker. Trina Parker.
Trina Parker.
I thought Hi-C cool. - She loved you too cool.
Nou...
Maybe we should go.
Yes, straight to jail.
I understand I broke many laws.
Do not worry, I testify in your favor.
Please find out him for me? - Count on it.
Remember, Rell. Your actions have consequences.
When you will have consequences.
Really? - I invite you.
I got shot in my leg.
Are you ready to go, Keanu?
You are cute. Now I understand why he did all this.
Help me. Thank God.
Kill it. It hurts so much.
Six months later
It has not been that bad.
The Allentown to have slain brothers we got respect.
We need our votes not to change it.
It was good to see you. I love you, Keanu.
How long? - Only 21 days.
What are you gonna do to me? - I rub me hair all over your body.
Even down here? - Exactly.
Not hammering on the glass. - Sorry.
This is my wife, it was a love hammer.
Hey.
Thanks to him fits - No problem.
He now belongs to the family.
I got news for you. - What?
I was at the vet.
He has a rare disease. - Oh no.
It remains a kitten.
What then, you bastards?
Let's do it.
I am serious. - Got something to say?
Translation from Dutch to English: AR SH shoaei66